Drunk at a bar 1
K-dizzle: I really want to suck a cock, do you want to suck a cock?
Me: Not at the moment.
K-dizzle: Here (hands me phone) start messaging people for me, I gotta go talk to that bouncer real quick.
K-dizzle: A-are you two dating? You gave her your jacket.
Me: No, and how many times have you just taken my jacket?
K-dizzle: How come you never hold me?
Me: I really have no idea what to tell you right now.
K-dizzle: I just want to be able to cuddle.
Me: It is 30 degrees out where is he?
K-dizzle: Oh right, go hide in the bushes so he doesn't see you.
Me: All this so she can suck someone's dick (walking away)
K-dizzle: I don't want to stay here it's too crowded.
Me: Okay, where else do you want to go?
K-dizzle: A bar that has no one in it, and maybe a bed.
Me: Home? Do you want to go home?
K-dizzle: No! I want to go out! (stamps foot) But I hate being out!
Me: ...well I'll just wait here then.