K-dizzle: Do you think I drive okay?
Me: I do, I almost fell asleep you were doing so well!
K-dizzle: You fall asleep everywhere, that's no fucking help! (storms away)
Me: ...no I don't
EATING AT SUBWAY
K-dizzle: You're the only one who takes me on dates.
Me: I didn't think this was a date.
K-dizzle: I don't know why those other fuckers I call friends won't fucking talk to me.
Me: I've got no idea...
K-dizzle: Did you just check out that old lady?
K-dizzle: Your mom doesn't like me.
Me: She doesn't like anyone.
K-dizzle: My mom likes you. She even said she would adopt you.
Me: I know...
K-dizzle: You're mom's a psycho.
Me: Well you're not wrong, but she tries hard?
K-dizzle: She's scary.
Me: I swam!
K-dizzle: My mom is drunk.
K-dizzle: ...are you drunk?
Me: I've had tea all night.
K-dizzle: You swam?
Me: Oh, are on that now? Yes.