The girlfriend fight
K-dizzle: Your girlfriend has shitty memory because she's an elephant, with no memory!
The Colorado Fight
K-dizzle: Well your short hair really does make you look like Justin Beiber. So take a joke already!
Me: I told you not to say that anymore!
K-dizzle: You were so mean in Colorado!
Me: Stop making fun of my hair!
K-dizzle: You almost slept with my cousin.
Me: You're just jealous that he wouldn't sleep with YOU!
K-dizzle: If he hadn't been my-shut up you hoe!
facebook information fight
Me: Did you randomly give my fb profile to an 18 year old boy?
K-dizzle: Yes, my boyfriend asked me too.
Me: The 18 year old boyfriend?
Me: So you gave my information to someone who just got out of high school?
K-dizzle: Not my problem.
Me: He just went psychotic on me, because I never answered him. Stop giving out my info to weirdos.
K-dizzle: K .... he dumped me anyway.