conversation with my mom's boyfriend

Michael: So...is he here?

Me: What??

Michael: JACK, IS HE HERE? I want to meet him, and become his friend. I need more friends. 

Me: YOU ARE NOT BECOMING FRIENDS WITH THE PERSON I AM SLEEPING WITH. GO AWAY. 

Michael: I could definitely become his friend, we could go play video games together and go to the new game store, it would be awesome. You should invite him to a BBQ. 

Me: NO. 

Michael: I already know what he looks like. 

Me: ....go away. 

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