Michael: So...is he here?
Michael: JACK, IS HE HERE? I want to meet him, and become his friend. I need more friends.
Me: YOU ARE NOT BECOMING FRIENDS WITH THE PERSON I AM SLEEPING WITH. GO AWAY.
Michael: I could definitely become his friend, we could go play video games together and go to the new game store, it would be awesome. You should invite him to a BBQ.
Michael: I already know what he looks like.
Me: ....go away.