Into the day

I paced the room, hands behind my back. Her eyes followed me, green and sharp as she hugged her bare legs to her chest.    "I don't know what to fucking do," I said finally, I looked at her, and she brushed her hair out of her face and peered at...

conversation with my mom's boyfriend

Michael: So...is he here? Me: What?? Michael: JACK, IS HE HERE? I want to meet him, and become his friend. I need more friends.  Me: YOU ARE NOT BECOMING FRIENDS WITH THE PERSON I AM SLEEPING WITH. GO AWAY.  Michael: I could definitely...

happy conversation with my uncle

Me: I don't want to go back to Bennington today, I hate it there.  Uncle Danny: Aw, but you'll be moving here soon.  Me: So? Uncle Danny: Then you'll be closer to your mom (makes a face), and of course your uncle (makes another face) Me:...

conversation with my mom

Mom: Sooo he bought you a bracelet? Me: Yeah...  Mom: It's super ugly.  Me: Yeah...  Mom: Can I have it? Me: No...? I thought you decided it was UGLY  Mom: Yeah... 

conversations nsfw (or something)

Me: Oh my god I haven't done this since high school, wow! Jack: What...? Me: A hand job, I used to be better, but now my hand is all messy, you should really grab me something to clean it up (flexes hand at him) Jack: (laughs uncontrollably) ...

conversations.

Me: The person who raped me is the one person I hated more than you.  Jack: Um...ha? Me: Because you are also a horrible person.  Jack: I know you don't like me but... you still came over.  Me: Yeah... I should reevaluate some shit. 

interesting conversation

Me: I'm not talking to you, so shut up.  Jack: Oh, okay. Will you still come over and have sex with me though? Me:  Yeah...okay.  Jack: I really want to post this to facebook. Me: Don't.  Jack: I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T TALKING TO ME. 

Dear John (update)

First off, here is a letter I wrote you five years ago, a few months after we officially ended things and it was all just really bad.  (all in italics)    "But you didn't have to cut me off.... Make it out like it never happened and that we...

work rant

Okay, I'm pretty upset right now. I'm supposed to be leaving at 2, and my boss knew I had to leave at 2, I am heading out it's my birthday, let me have some fun today? BUT OF COURSE MY BOSS DECIDES ONE FUCKING HOUR BEFORE I AM SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THAT...

Get to know yourself

Why are you hiding so much? I can see it in your eyes when we look at each other. You've worked so hard on this outer persona without even realizing it. You want to be known as a creative, emotional being. But underneath the wild actions and swirling...

Conversations with my sister

Amy driving: Oh he's cute! Me: Yeah, he's not bad.  Amy: Fuck me daddy.  Me: Amy, no.  Amy: I should turn the car around and follow him.  Me: Amy, NO.  Amy: If I was ten years older I would totally let him sleep with me.  Me: Well...

conversations with my sister and mom's boyfriend

Me: So is it true the new guy you work with is sort of a pedophile?  Michael: He's 32 and hangs out with 17 year old girls, it's fucking weird.  Me: That's too bad, he was really cute.  Amy: So does that mean I'm his type? Michael and I:...

conversation with my mom

At Planned Parenthood Mom: Sooo, what if you're pregnant? Me: I'm not pregnant.  Mom: (stares at front of room) Me: (follows her gaze, sees cute girl and stares) Mom: Were you just checking her out? Me: Were you? Mom: ...um.......

Conversations in Maine part 6

At Chili's Amy: The waitress is really pretty, I love her eyebrows.  Me: And I'm supposed to be the gay child.  Amy: She's just really pretty.  Mom: You should tell her that.  Amy: Nooo, that would be weird.  Michael: We should hit...

Conversations in Maine part 5

Me: I've never been in a hot tub.  Amy (my sister): Never? Me: No, not ever, I got in once with jeans on to get you though.  Amy: I need you to take a photoshoot of me.  Me: No.  Amy: Loser. 

Conversations in Maine part 4

Me: Mom, were you at the bar? Mom: No I was grabbing a plastic spoon so I could feed the cat her food.  Me: Are you spoon feeding the cat? Mom: No! Only on this trip.  Me: ...okay. 

Conversations in Maine part 3

Michael: Do you want Subway? Me: What? Michael: Because your mom wants lobster.  Me: I'm confused.  Michael: We should find a place with lobster.  Me: That wouldn't be Subway.  Michael: Subway it is.  Me: Wait, what?

conversations in Maine part 2 (my sister)

Me taking a selfie My sister: Um are you taking that for Jack? Me: No, I'm taking it for Zoey.  My sister: Can I get in on it? Me: No.  My sister: So it is for Jack? Me: OH MY GOD GET OVER HERE THEN!

conversations in Maine part 1

Michael: Oh look, sea pigeons.  Me: Those are big doves Michael: They're not seagulls they're sea pigeons.  Me: Like robot doves Michael: (looks at me) Y-you know those are pigeons, right Becky? Me: (looks at the birds) Oh, right.

rantabout ex

I absolutely hate this. I absolutely fucking hate this. I can't shake the feeling of paranoia. The only person home is my sister, and she already saw me get angry when I got the first message on google hang outs. She asked me if I was okay and of...

RANTNTN

My life is to complicated to date right now. Between my mom suddenly forgetting how to be a mom, and my ex and her new girlfriend attempting to drive me insane (and it working) I FUCKING CAN'T DATE RIGHT NOW. Who the fuck would want this? All this...