Shirt

Three days. It is three days before we break up. It is three days before I walk out of your house and never return. It is three days before both of our lives have a dramatic change. Three days and counting. June 21st. That is when I left you. That is...

conversations with Porsche

Porsche: will you still teach me to drive? Me: Yeah, of course.  Porsche: I get weekends off soon...  Me: You do remember I said I was moving to Castleton soon? Porsche: Yes. No. What? Me: For my new job in a couple months? Porsche:...

conversations with zoey

Me: How do you spell Winsconsin? Zoey: I think you take out the first N Me: Wiscosin Zoey: I think it's Wisconsin Me: Wiscosi Zoey: (silence) 

K-dizzle conversations fight edition

The girlfriend fight K-dizzle: Your girlfriend has shitty memory because she's an elephant, with no memory! Me: ???   The Colorado Fight K-dizzle: Well your short hair really does make you look like Justin Beiber. So take a joke...

more K-Dizzle conversations (drunk edition)

Drunk at a bar 1 K-dizzle: I really want to suck a cock, do you want to suck a cock? Me: Not at the moment. K-dizzle: Here (hands me phone) start messaging people for me, I gotta go talk to that bouncer real quick.  Me: I....okay.    ...

more K-Dizzle conversations

K-dizzle: Do you think I drive okay? Me: I do, I almost fell asleep you were doing so well! K-dizzle: You fall asleep everywhere, that's no fucking help! (storms away) Me: ...no I don't     EATING AT SUBWAY K-dizzle: You're the...

things my friends said to me

Nicknames are used to protect the annoying.    Blue eyes: I'm surprised you're not dead yet, I'm only checking on you to make sure you don't become unhinged. I really worry.  Me: Thanks for worrying? Blue eyes: You're welcome.    ...

family quotes

My sister: "Becky, you've got a nice ass, I don't," Me: ...   Mom's boyfriend: When your mom asked me to fix your laptop I used that as an in to get her to like me again by offering Christmas presents.  Me: It worked too.. Mom's...

Don't bring me back. (FICTION)

You held me close, my body shaking as you kissed my forehead and we rocked back and forth under the stars. The summer air cooling down to allow a slight breeze as you whispered sweet nothings to me, trying to make us both feel better. Desparation...

Tension Building

The fingers trace her arm, trying to ease the tension she feels, constantly. They're a gentle pattern of meaningless circles, against a tense body. She shudders once, not from pleasure but from fear, and the arms pull her closer, desperately, wide...

Don't drink too much.

My life is messy and sometimes alcohol is to blame. I learned my lesson about drinking to much and having emotional breakdowns or doing something stupid. I've gotten drunk and tried to fight my mom, on more than one occasion. We both agreed to never...

losing a friend.

My sister once told me that the thing she hates the most about me is, "that you get mad at me so easily," and my response was of course to get angry. I wanted to snap at her that she got mad at me easily. But instead I remembered she was a 16 year old...

my room.

I am currently trapped in my room. My had has been roaming the house throwing up in various places and whining loudly. He does not believe that I am home. I am hiding in my room because I do not want to talk to him. He is mad at me for not buying food...

losing you

I can't lose you. It would ruin my life. I already know this. I knew it the moment you came into my life, as quietly as it may seem. If I lose you, my life loses color, and my world goes grey. My lips stop smiling, and I have to understand a world...

work update

I had such a great day yesterday in terms of the work that I was able to get done. Only one person was in the office, and it wasn't the person who I easily get distracted by. This girl comes in today and instantly starts yakking and sighing and...

statements made.

Sometimes we say things, and hope to hear a reply that makes everything okay. Sometimes when no one says anything we walk for a moment in silence, trying to come up with a way to fix the awkward moment. The statement was made, and she didn't reply,...

Read me.

She rests her forehead up against her palm, her thumb placed below her ear. Her fingers are rigid, and her shoulders are hunched as she looks at her computer with thin lips. When the little kids walk into the room, she shakes her head in a quick...

Why I Hate My Job

I have been trying to get these people to answer me about a receipt for the past week. I've left voicemails. They have no office, all they have is transportation vehicles. They wouldn't give me one last week, even though I needed it for my students. ...

Online dating.

I do online dating. Of course I do, I am a millenial in todays age of tech with all the dating apps. I use tinder and okcupid mostly. Sometimes POF. POF; Plenty of Fish, is a site filled with people who don't seem to understand how to use regular...